Mia Madre de las Cripto Iguanas

Mia is a proud algoanna mother. As a result of a genetic abnormality caused by toxins in her natural environment, her eggs have all hatched into not only green al goannas, but also several that developed with mutated skin colors and hair styles.

Her 488 children now live all over the world. They include titans of crypto, kings, queens, CEOs, algonauts, entertainers, and, sadly, even pot heads and notorious criminals. They are green, purple, gray, golden, and acid. However, no matter the color and no matter their current station or path in life, she loves them all.

She remains forever humble. In addition to her ever-present smile, she wears her maternal pride by algoanna egg earrings and lizard clothing.